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  2. unpresentable:

    the-beauty-in-breakdown:

    unpresentable:

    doughnuthunter:

    unpresentable:

    I’m good at math. U + I = 69

    Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

    oh

    No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

    for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

    (via distraction)

     

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  5. babyferaligator:

    babyferaligator:

    HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE 

    HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”

    (Source: 420dongsquad, via asian)

     

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  7. pemsylvania:

    pemsylvania:

    can you describe fruit without saying the word fruit 

    image

    (via zackisontumblr)

     

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  9. lisabearr:

    thoughtsareextraordinary:

    this had 6,000 on friday ???

    ya can’t….

    (via sweetpeahope)

     

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  12. I need it. Now.

    (Source: f-o-o-d-p-o-r-n, via staypositivebabe)

     


  13. beyoncebeytwice:

    is everything expensive or am i just poor

    (via welcometomyworld51511)

     

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